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Personal Interest
Nanobots Create Public Stampede for Happy Meals
by
Kennedy Grey
Saturday, August 20, 2005. 12:43PM
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The future of advertising? it's all in your head...literally
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I'm scared. Because... it's all about buttons, and levers, and the man behind the curtain now... But what about in 10 years? What will happen when nanotechnology reaches the advertising mainstream? That's right: get ready to for atomic-sized machines that are being discussed in the cure for diseases being created by Lilly/Squibb/P&G (um...won't that cut into drug profits?). So, as a way around that, we'll see this same nanotechnology creating tiny devious micro-billboards that get into your bloodstream, travel up to your ears and eyes and tastebuds and make you desire in the most suicidal way a McDonald's® Happy Meal®, an oil change at Jiffy Lube®, or to vote for Ronald Reagan's cloned head®? What if we suddenly start hallucinating McDonald's logos, begin to taste the new fat-free fries, and hear the commercials over and over until you are forced to go to the nearest location for the "serum" (the happy meal itself!) which is coated with anti-bots that suddenly eradicate the effects of the original nano-bot, and deliver a pleasure-filled message before you are forced to pull your own head off? What if this "VERY VERY HAPPY MEAL" then replaces the original message with some great cross-branding, cancelling the messaging of the first nano-bots ("buy this happy meal") and replaces it with the desire to run out and buy the X-Box III (the one that causes you to also get dial-up MSN for like $200 a month just, ya know, because they can't figure out how to lay everyone in that division off?) Do i want to be part of this future? Duh, of course i do! Who's with me!? |
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